NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE |
20th December 2001 - Page 4 |
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ME As I walk through the journey of my life, Abhimanyu Chaudhuri |
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JOKES |
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One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. The little girl looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hair white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?" |
Freddie ran into the kitchen crying and cradling something in his hands. "Mommy, my turtle is dead," Freddie told his mother as he held the turtle out to her. His mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet. I don't want you . . ." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Freddie, your turtle is not dead after all." "Oh," the boy said. "Can I kill it?" |
Aatish Bhatia, Shivan Marya, Digvijay Singh, Pallavi Raghavan, Deivyani Dheer, Dhananjaya Chak, Kush Sagar, Amaan Raj Khanna, Aditya Basu, Mallika Singh, Varun Garg, Rishab Sareen, Ashish Aggarwal, Shruti Sharma, Abhimanyu Chaudhuri |